Lerato's 5 yr old started new creche. She asked him if he has new friends and he tells her yes. She asked him do you know their names? He says yes its "Sanuel". Curious to find out what nationality is "Sanuel" , she asked her son if he knows his friend's nationality? He answered: Ninja. She went to school to discover Sanuel is Chinese!

Melissa (aged 4) asked mum: "Do you know that Jesus lives in my heart?"

"Yes" said mum.

"I can hear Him in there sometimes, He goes dum dum dum dum" Melissa explained.

Mum chuckled at the explanation of a heart beat and asked "What is He doing in there?"

"Building an ark!" Melissa replied.

Elize [2years and 10 months old] seeing an ice-cream cone that someone has dropped in the park, declared with a solemn face: "Abandoned ice-creams are NOT nice!"

Emma (6), did not eat her food and took her plate into the kitchen. Her mom looked at the plate and said:

"Emma, go back and finish your food, you haven't even touched it!".  Emma put her finger on the meat and said: "Now I've touched it!"

Logan (age 6) and Hannah (age 5) were pestering their mother continously for some sweets until she had enough and said "Listen! When I say no, it means no! I am NOT going to change my mind!" To which Hannah replied with an innocent smile on her face, "But Mommy, you're a girl and girls always change their mind."

Na-ielah Jacobs (6) in grade 1 told her teacher that during the weekend their family pet, a dog, died and that afterwards they "planted" him in the garden.

Newborn baby Annabelle was being breastfed for the first time in her own home when her 19 month old brother came to see what was going on. Having himself only stopped breastfeeding two months previously he attempted to attach himself to the unused breast. Unfortunately in the intervening two months since he had stopped breastfeeding he seemed to have forgotten how to suckle and he looked up at his mother and said with great concern "Mummy! Broken!"

Denali met a little 1 year old boy at the playground. She fell in love with him right away and said, "Mommy, he's 1 year old, he's new."

Anja (8) and Emma (6) were visiting their granny. Excitedly, Emma told her gran that a friend came over to play and that they played wedding-wedding. Gran asked who got married. Emma: Anja did. Gran: And who was the new husband? Emma (waving her hands): Who knows? It was an invisible man!

Joshua's,  (aged 6), mum asked him why the cats water is kinda black. Joshua replied that he could not reached the water so he gave Socks some coke in stead!

Charl (6) in gr 1: "Miss, why is the 9 not straight?" Teacher: "It is like that." Charl: "Oh. It probably takes after the 7."

Logan and Hannah from Darwin in Australia were playing a game and Hannah got upset because Logan was ahead in the game.

Logan (aged 6) : "Hannah, it is not about winning, it is about having fun playing the game."

Hannah (aged 4) : "But Logan, it is not fun when I am not winning!"

Wilma (aged 7 at the time) asked mum if it is true that the Mammoths became extinct millions of years ago. When mum said yes, she patted mum's arm and said "Shame, did you cry when that happened?"

(Tyler Denovan 6 yrs) on his first day in Grade R: "Mom, I have so much bad homework it's going to take me forever you know! "

Tahn van Heerden (girl, 6yrs old) " Mommy, I think you must get the Fertiliser!" - (Nebuliser)

A Music Student (aged 8) asked his teacher: "Ma'am, how long have you been playing music for?" Teacher: "For about 40 years". Pupil: "What! That's as long as Moses and the Israelites were in the wilderness! "

Bennie (aged 10) was trying to tell his parents something, but his brother kept interrupting him: After a while he got very indignant and told his brother: "See how you broke my think!"

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